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Joke of the Day
"RIP evaporated water.... ...You will be mist"
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"Why I like molecular-biology porn I watch it for the blot."
"What if God IS a woman. Not only will I be going to Hell, but I'll never hear the end of it."
"my thoughts and prayers go out to anyone at ComicCon attending a live taping of a podcast"
"dont call my cell phone unless i know you and really even if i know you dont call my cell phone"
"What do the letters DNA stand for ? National Dyslexic Association"
"Can you identify yourself!! Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"Marriage is so disrespected as an institution nowadays that soon brides may be tossing the groom and keeping the bouquet."
"First date Her: So what do you do? Him: I'm currently trying to eliminate all cancers Her: Wow, impressive Him: Then I'll move on to Virgos"
"Let's turn this Pizza Hut into a pizza home."