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Joke of the Day

"Nothing better than shutting the door and jerking off after a long day And it's even better if the uber has heated seats"

"You know how I know you're stupid? You clicked on this link!"

"He approaches me from behind and wraps his arms around me and I am breathless. With one firm and quick thrust, he dislodges my food."

"I like my slave like I like my frees Coffee."

"One of my campers made this up today: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"

"What's the best version of Microsoft Office? Microsoft Office 36543"

"What happens if you pass gas in church? You have to sit in your own pew."

"What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters? A Pedo File."

"Meta Knight walks into a restaurant... There is no counter."

"The worst part about breaking up right before Halloween is now I have to explain at every party why I'm dressed as half of a horse."