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Joke of the Day

"Mexican wedding Why do they keep a bag of shit in the corner at Mexican wedding To keep the flies off the bride."

"What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach? All the mammaries made me want to go back there!"

"Mickey Mantle knew 2 things. Drinking, and how to play drunk baseball."

"What do you call a nose with no body? Nobody knows."

"My OCD brings all the boys to the yard, where they're sanitized and counted before I wash my hands of them."

"What would it be like to have world with out women?? It would be a real pain in the ass"

"You call them ""cuss words."" I choose to call them ""sentence enhancers."""

"face down ass up that's the way I like to contemplate the fragility of my existence"

"Arguing with your parents is like trying to explain how to download music from iTunes to a plant."

"What's the most confusing day in Harlem?? Father's Day."