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Joke of the Day
"What's the latest Irish invention? A helicopter ejector seat"
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"The fastest land animal is a guy that sees a woman about to go through his phone"
"Her: I'm leaving you Me: Because of the ancient Roman literature puns? Her: Yah Me: But Aenid you"
"DATING TIP: show her your hula hoop skills. keep adding hula hoops. you're now a slinky. everybody loves a slinky."
"How do you enter a brothel in Westeros? Through the Hodor!"
"Which bear can dissolve in water? A polar bear"
"Brexit, for France AdiEU"
"Mitt Romney's dick tastes nice said Donald Trump."
"*dies* *gets to heaven* *sees furries everywhere* Me: What the... Jeebus: Hell hath no furry, man *laughs, puts on giraffe costume*"
"[Gets cut off by a Pruis] *Speeds up to cut off Prius then drops a banana peel behind me* *Prius spins out of control* Thug life."