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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is the undisputed queen of not giving a fuck But it's all good. Her sister is plenty wild for the both of them"

"What do you call a talk on male anatomy? A semenar"

"What do you call a man from Portugal? A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees."

"Australians don't have any problems with gender pronouns... Because we call everyone cunt."

"If someone tweets in the bathroom they are live streaming."

"What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy? Agoofaloofagus"

"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty bastards."

"Chemistry joke involving the alphabet A B C D E F G H I J K Phosphorus Q R S T U V W X Y Z Why is there a Phosphorus? Because its an EL EM EN TAL P!"

"As Newton once said, ""For every male action, there is a female over-reaction""."

"My friend sure changed when she became a vegetarian... (fixed) I mean, she never actually told me she was a vegetarian. But they say you are what you eat. And now she's a vegetable."