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Joke of the Day
"How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 95 in the ashtray."
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"yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas."
"Had a skype interview yesterday and I completely avoided the fact that I am actually a centaur"
"In the 17th century, villagers would burn down entire neighborhoods to combat diseases such as bubonic plague, typhus, and gluten."
"Ever heard of rodeo sex? NSFW That's where you mount her from behind, then lean forward and whisper ""this is how your sister liked it."" and see if you can stay on for ten seconds! :)"
"What's black? What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."
"My girlfriend said last night ""Fuck me like a man"" So I putted in her ass and started calling her George"
"*appears in puff of smoke at a public pool* ""Warning, what you're about to see may shock you!"" Hey! What are y- *touches live wire to water*"
"It's raining in Italy That's why it has the shape of a boot and not a flip flop."
"Why does Santa Clause have such a big sack? He only comes once a year."