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Joke of the Day
"You really have to hand it to blind prostitutes."
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"Can I ask you a quick question? What is the quickest way to the front page?"
"Idea: A non-violent stun gun that yells ""Cuba Gooding, Jr. has an Oscar!"""
"What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull."
"I did two tours in Afghanistan and one in Iraq Thank you for the applause! Not enough people appreciate sex tourists."
"Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there."
"Want to know the real reason girls go to the bathroom together? The air hockey table. All our bathrooms have one."
"My signature move is being a complete idiot trying to convince someone that I'm not drink. Drank. Drunk."
"A hole has been found in the nudist colony wall. The police are looking into it"
"Villain: We meet again, Mr. Bond Bond: You don't remember my 1st name do you Villain: Sure I do. It's uh.. Bond: C'mon this is our 3rd fight"