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Joke of the Day

"A rabbit has a father who has a big hair care product empire and wonders if one day his child will become the Hair heir hare."

"Slot twist: That USB drive goes in the other way. Turn it over"

"Yesterday my dad told me if he saw me on the computer latenight again... He would smash my head into my keyHDJbdvxhjJDKLXUXBgshdjcmcnGxcNdnckcoNcbcjxndbcjcjkxndJdhhshdbdn"

"Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas? Because his bread was stollen!!!"

"Why don't blind people bungee jump? Cuz' it scares the fuck out of the dogs!"

"Finally Gay and Lesbian couples can get married... It's about time they were allowed to be as miserable as the rest of us."

"What do robots eat? A bit of this and a byte of that. Courtesy of /u/DabsyGalore here http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1dnslv/i_made_a_working_rollercoaster_using_only_canned/c9s630i"

"me as a realtor: This house does include a crawl space. It's probably full of bones already, but you can always add more bones yourself."

"""This is way too delicious. Let's ruin it."" -People who put pineapple on pizza."

"What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls? Altha'or syzygena"