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Joke of the Day

"A rabbit has a father who has a big hair care product empire and wonders if one day his child will become the Hair heir hare."

"Why do cemeteries have fences? Because people are dying to get in."

"Pro Tip: Make sure you wear your Fitbit on your dominant hand so you get credit every time you lift an ice cream cone to your mouth."

"I like my jokes on r/jokes like my daily routine... Repeated daily"

"What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies? Obi-Gyn Kenobi."

"Remember when... ... the General Motors jobs were in Flint, and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico. And now..."

"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together! I was, like, OMg!"

"Did you hear about the painting that was falsely sent to prison? He was framed."

"I lost the 120 lbs that were weighing me down really fast with one simple trick Divorce."

"What is the network admin favourite lullaby? Mary had a little LAN"