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Joke of the Day
"Does Bill Cosby like puddin? Yeah, puddin his dick where it doesn't belong."
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"Guess I should've left..""Guest appearance on Cops"" off my resume"
"Why do Italians only eat Italian bread? It's ciabatta buy than English Bread."
"*learns all Froot Loops are the same flavor regardless of color* *sighs* *sadly deletes 583 page PhD thesis*"
"Anyone heard what Beethoven is up to these days? Decomposing!"
"jokes what do you call a bunch of people whove been in horrible accidents in a swimming pool vegatable soup"
"I went to the Zoo once. It had only one dog. It was a Shitzu."
"I used to be a street performer But I could only accept credit cards; it didn't make any cents."
"Who answers the Crime Stoppers Hotline? Stymied Coppers"
"What do you call a gay guy paralyzed from the neck down? A Tomato (because he's both a fruit AND a vegetable)"