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Joke of the Day
"What word starts with F and ends in uck? Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck."
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"Sometimes I accidentally make eye contact with someone and it's like ""well I better just go with it"" and I begin sprinting at them"
"If an elephant and a rhino have a baby, what do they make? Elephino! (Hell if I know)"
"Diets are like ghosts. They might exist, but I wouldn't know."
"Im gonna tell my daughter to lay off the liquor, cause I love her! (...and I dont want her to mess up her kidneys before I need one)"
"Why did the DJ have such small hands? Wee paws for station identification."
"[at restaurant] ""check, please!"" [waiter leans over] sir, again, there are no monsters under the table ""ok....goodnight"" wait what"
"I went to a nudist casino... ...I lost my shirt at the poker tables."
"Why did the young soldier go off searching for a wounded prostitute? A cowboy told him there was a hoedown."
"1st thing I do when I take a girl back to my bedroom is act like a stewardess & instruct her where exits are, oxygen masks, & life jackets."