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Joke of the Day
"I really have to hand it to short people Because they usually can't reach it anyways."
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"So a blind girl was giving me a hand job last night... She said I was the biggest she's ever felt, I said ""Nah girl, you're just pulling my leg."""
"My Chinese friend got me an iPad for my birthday... Nothing beats a homemade gift!"
"What goes: 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? A blind guy with a rubix cube"
"lifeguard: can you describe the thing that touched you? me: yea...it was like a wet wind chime made out of wieners lifeguard: a squid?"
"My math teacher said I was average. How mean!"
"Your cell should have a 'drunk mode' like 'airplane mode' so that no text messages or tweets leave your phone but you can still call a taxi."
"My favorite toilet in my house is broken Guess I'll have to make doo with my other one"
"A will is a... ...dead giveaway."
"What do you call weed from Israel? MaraJEWjuana"