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Joke of the Day
"""But mom! I don't like grandma."" ""Keep quiet, son, and finish your plate."""
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"Let's take a moment to thank earphones For helping us ignore stupid people all around us."
"Did you hear about the guy who haggled with a prostitute for sex in exchange for his pet deer? He was trying to get the most bang for his buck."
"What is the average Math teacher like? Mean."
"[bursts into garage] ""why is your car still on? you've been in here for 3 days"" i'm trying to kill myself ""but you drive an electric car"""
"What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest? The bomb vest actually does something when triggered."
"More valuable than Superman The clear history button in your browser has saved more lives than Superman."
"My friend cooled himself to absolute zero... he's 0K now."
"My favorite people are the ones that like to pass judgement on others because they have obviously lead a perfect life"