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Joke of the Day

"I wish I was black I'll never be the first anything now."

"When are they going to drug test the audience of ""The Price Is Right.""? No one is that happy"

"Dear little baby Jesus, If I got what I deserved, it'd be bad. But my daddy deserves the best. Please send him a handsome son-in-law. Amen"

"I entered what I ate for lunch into my calorie counting app and it uninstalled itself."

"What do you call a thieving duck? A robber duck...."

"obama follow me on twitter"

"Did you hear about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines..."

"What are an idiot's last words? Hey, watch this."

"When The Rock is about to do it to his wife I bet he says something sexy like ""You ready to Rock?!"" or ""Rock, paper, scissors?!"""

"My friends think I have a black sense of humour I don't know what they're talking about... In my view it's golden."