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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together."
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"What made the vampire a gentlemen? They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside."
"What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter? The rogue one"
"There are two types of people in this world... Those that can recognise when data is missing..."
"WIFE: how old is your daughter? WIFE'S FRIEND: she's eight going on nine. ME: *whispering* That's how numbers work"
"What do you call a female sex change operation? an addadicktome!"
"I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
"Did you guys hear about Anonymous declaring war on ISIS? Looks like ISIS will finally get fucked by those 72 virgins they are always going on about"
"How much for the mirror? Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue"
"I showed my family facebook a few years ago, and haven't heard from them since. Best decision ever"