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Joke of the Day
"The classiest Minion is called a Filet Minion please fave and RT"
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"I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket ""Hey son, how far do you think I can kick this thing?"""
"I tried, I really did. I threw my hands up in the air and waved them like I just don't care. Then I realized I do care. Damnit, I do care."
"What do you call a wrongly accused art thief? Framed"
"What did the clitorus say to its neighbor when he moved out of town.. See you labia"
"Hot Air Balloons are like Marijuana... The more you blaze it, the higher you become."
"The Joker What do you call somebody who shares a coffin with the Joker? Heath Lodger!"
"I always drink heavily whenever there's a blizzard or a hurricane or the slightest breeze."
"When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet."
"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racists."