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Joke of the Day

"How are women like 90 degrees? They're always right."

"If I ever get arrested I am going to ask for a status update instead of a phone call."

"Why are you so gay? Because you are happy."

"Change your Facebook Status to ""I'm Pregnant"" or ""I'm Engaged"" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away."

"Before we start this relationship, I am going to need you to explain a few pics in your Facebook albums."

"Prince: the artist formerly known as. . . . alive."

"what's a pirate's favorite letter? You would think its 'RRRRRRRRRRR', but its actually P because without it they would go irate!"

"Religion is like Gym Classes Some people whine excessively about it, most don't really care and those who take it too seriously usually don't go too far in life."

"Whenever I'm alone, I like to dig a hole in my backyard, remove all my clothes, go inside that hole and pretend that I'm a carrot."

"I'll never reveal my secrets. Alcohol: Lol."