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"Why is Tigger always dirty? Because he plays with Pooh"
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"ASKHOLE: A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them"
"I just started a new job at a factory that makes chess pieces. I'm on knights next week."
"Why isn't the word gangster pronounced [Jang-ster]? Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'"
"How is cunnilingus like riding a bike with an open face helmet? It's a lot of fun as long as you don't end up with bugs in your teeth."
"The Vatican just deleted all the Pope's tweets. Because NO ONE denies reality like the Catholic Church."
"Wanna hear a funny yolk? ""Whats a yolk?"" ""An egg joke!"""
"Nothing solves all of life's biggest problems like a well-timed, awkward & overly complicated kick to the face. -The Karate Kid."
"What's the difference between a Taliban training camp and a Pakistani wedding? I don't know. I just fly the drone."
"The chicken I just ate wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up."