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Joke of the Day

"If you want to become a beatboxing champion, try zipping up a tight dress."

"Did you guys hear about that circus fire? It was in tents"

"Confidence? Oh yeah I've heard of that. It comes in a bottle and you have to be 21 to buy it."

"Ironically Caps 'Lock' is a 'Key'."

"I turn 39 years old today. But they're Canadian years."

"I feel like putting on a shirt with a huge dot and going trick or treating the day after Halloween to scare people. Cause then I'd be a late period."

"What are pedophile's favorite shoes? Vans"

"""That guy is such a douche-bag! Is he single? Maybe I can fix him!"" women"

"July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not."

"What do you call a dictator running a bookshop? The Supreme Reader."