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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge? Don't they want to get better?"

"What happens when you hit a Jewish guy? Hebrewses"

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea He said he couldn't complain"

"BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is down. Worker productivity rises. U.S. climbs out of recession."

"A fun thing to do when someone shows you a picture of their new baby is to look confused and just say ""I don't get it?"""

"What's the difference between a toilet and a drummer? A toilet only has to deal with shit from one asshole at a time."

"I have an awful lot of shampoo and conditioner for a single bald dude"

"What's the difference between a black man and a bike? The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it."

"my day was poop until i pictured shaq using two giraffes as ipod ear buds"

"Mitt Romney dissing Trump is like when an anime villain from the previous arc teams up to help stop the new billion times more evil villain"