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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man on the ISS? An astronaut."
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"What?s orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot"
"""I thought I'd thaw a pussy cat."" -- dogs deciding what to take out of the freezer for dinner"
"I look suspicious doing anything. You could walk in on me heating up a hot pocket and my face could look like I just murdered my family."
"A farmer asked me for help with his chickens He said ""I have 87 chickens, can you help me round them up?"" I said ""Sure... 90."""
"Theres an egg on yor head... Only yoking."
"Guys don't forget, tomorrow is Chinese Aviation Day! AKA Fly-Day"
"What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
"How long does it take a black woman to poo? 9 mouths"
"Chuck Norris once flushed a condom Three weeks later the ninja turtles were born"