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Joke of the Day
"Your dad is a motherfucker"
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"It's illegal to tie your children to things but you can basically do the same by buying them a phone with a short charger and a bad battery."
"chicken & KFC Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC? A: He wanted to see a chicken strip."
"HELP!!! I've just spunked all over my mother's chest by accident whilst she was asleep. If she finds out, she's going to go fucking crazy. Anybody know how to clean cum off antique oak wood??"
"If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas would they be the Apes of Raft?"
"Omg, I'm a huge fan! -Windmills"
"I don't get it, no one complains when Madonna and Angelina Jolie steal black kids from Africa."
"There are two types of people in the world Employed people and english majors"
"A toddler who refuses to take a nap... Is guilty of *resisting a rest*."
"I just patented a new device that allows you to pee while watching a movie... It's called the ""Catheater""."