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Joke of the Day
"What do Sting and a prostitute have in common? They both stop sucking when the police show up."
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"What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd."
"new book out: ""How I Fell Off a Cliff"" by Eileen Dover"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park ? They woke him up."
"How many babies does it take to paint a fence? Depends how hard you throw them"
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"What do you get if you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?"
"I asked my dog if he'd ever heard of Pavlov He said, ""I can't say for sure, but the name rings a bell."""
"Where was the first discovered potato located? In the ground."
"Are you British Explorer James Cook? Cuz I wanna turn yo land down under into a penal colony."