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Joke of the Day

"Harry Potter jokes Give us your best Harry Potter joke. I'll start. What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked? He whipped out his wand and yelled, ""***Shtupify***!""."

"What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese !"

"What do you get when you throw a Pokeball at a Pakistani? A Pakimon."

"I was shocked to find out that 35% of America's prison population is white. Surely we don't need that many guards."

"You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there's no real difference between me and George Clooney."

"Keep clam. I'm dyslexic."

"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"

"i thought eyelashes were meant to keep shit out of your eye but half the time theres anything in my eye its a fucking eyelash"

"What do you call a snake that makes a lot of noise when it eats? A slurpent."

"What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat? Wharf!"