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Joke of the Day
"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"
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"What did the digital clock say to it's Mother? ""Look Ma, no hands!"""
"""But what can we do for the people who love our crowds but hate the rides?"" And with that question The Disney Cruise was born."
"A man decides to give up his fancy lifestyle and moves to the wilderness to live with bears. He claims that he only needs the bear necessities."
"What do you call rice on 2 legs? Pi Ok, I'm leaving now."
"What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her? Stop using Chex as a weapon!"
"Life tip! (Joke) When someone tells you to expect the unexpected, slap them and ask if they expected it!"
""" What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? snowballs"
"What do you call an accurate dog? Spot-on."
"What do the iPhone 7 and the Titanic have in common? There's no room for jack, on both of them"