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Joke of the Day
"Did you know there's a new sub for disputes? r/gument I'll show meself out."
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"Laughter is the best medicine........unless you have Morphine. Then Morphine is the best medicine."
"They say gays destroy the very fabric of society..... Nonsense! No gay man would ever dream of destroying fabric."
"I went to the doctor this morning and I have mono. At my age I think I should have surround sound."
"NORTH CAROLINA:We believe in family values. ME:Like Disney movies? NC:Exactly. ME:Like Mulan, where a cross dresser saves China? NC:..."
"What do you call four drowning Mexicans? Cuatro cinco"
"Celebrating Good Friday by honoring Jesus aka doing the same thing he did today and hanging with my Bros."
"Sodomy? SodoYOU. JK, please sodomy."
"I spend 99% of my drunk time chasing my cat around trying to give him a hug."
"What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home"