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Joke of the Day
"Just ate a bunch of confetti... Now I'm a party pooper."
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"What do you call the style of facial hair native americans grow. A-Patch-ey Its all i got"
"The shortest distance between two points is over a cyclist. ~Australian drivers, apparently."
"""Knock, Knock!"" ""Who's there?"" ""The Pilot, let me in!"""
"What's the difference between a baby and a freezer? a freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it"
"Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis? She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!"
"Wanna Know SomeThing Funny? My Amount Of Karma."
"What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach? ....Sandy ego."
"What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle? Abu Bikr"
"Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones? Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end."