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Joke of the Day
"Why were the bakers hands brown? Because he kneeded a poo"
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"[high school] Teacher: do u have your homework? Ryan Lochte: I was murdered last night"
"Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics."
"*renames my kids South and East, and leaves them on Kanye's doorstep*"
"I suppose I should be thankful that I'm a single adult. Life would be much more complicated if I were multiple adults."
"I like my coffee how i like my women. Accompanied by a sandwich."
"A woman has breast implant made from an old oak tree. This made her breasts enormous. This joke would be funny if it had a punchline. Wooden tit?"
"What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch? Kay-so-deal-a?"
"I forgot to pay my bill to the exorcist and so I got re-possesed."
"Pink Floyd is opening a gay bathhouse that focuses on glory holes They're gonna call it ""Another Prick in the Wall."""