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Joke of the Day

"Two angels run out of weed... One angel is very upset but the other consoles him. ""Fear not,"" he says and he points to Jesus. ""For he has resin."""

"If anti-gays want to stop gay sex... They should encourage gay marriage."

"Dating is a lot like fishing Sure, there's plenty of fish in the sea. But until i catch one, I'm just stuck here holding my rod."

"Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dining room, patio..."

"Why was the lion alone and disheartened? He lost his pride in a bet"

"If I'm ever on life support, unplug me, let me sit for 15-30 secs, plug me back in and see if that works."

"Your girlfriend is 41?!?! she could be your mother! but she isn't... She's yours."

"I saw your mother kicking a can down the street with one shoe. I asked her if she'd lost a shoe. ""Naw, found one"""

"This man recorded his son every day for a decade. The footage is breathtaking and takes 10 years to watch."

"Have you heard about the Tempura Shelter they are opening downtown? It's a center for lightly battered women."