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Joke of the Day

"A new study has found that Donald Trump supporters make the most grammatical errors. They tried to find Hillary supporters errors as well, but they got deleted."

"Dear Santa -- For 2017, all I want is a SLIM body and a BIG FAT bank account. Please don't mix it up like last year."

"Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked? Because Jesus WEPt."

"Don't compare whales to feminists... It's very offensive to whales"

"Why do Australians have a well balanced walk? They've a chip on both shoulders"

"So what's the deal with Jesus? I mean he's just been hangin' around for the last 2000 years."

"As a parent, the only warm meal I get around here is ice cream."

"4 out of 5 dentists recommend flossing... The fifth is out killing lions."

"What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !"

"I have the eyes of a hawk, the ears of a fox... and a lifetime ban from the zoo."