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Joke of the Day

"A banana walk in to a doctors office... A banana walks in to a doctors office and says to the doctor ""I'm not peeling very well!"" ;-; Sorry..."

"An Indian friend of mine used to hit his wife every night at 7.30... ..on the dot."

"What do you call a group of ears? A heard"

"Why does camping never get boring? Because it's in tents."

"This morning I had a shit that was an ornithologists dream.. It was like a thousand sparrows flying out of a hole in a tree."

"How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring."

"You're Like The End Of The Bread... Everybody touches you, but nobody wants you."

"After my date orders, I always tell the waiter ""Nothing for me..I'll be eating later"" Then wink at my date & raise my eyebrows suggestively!"

"Guy: Do you like Cds? Girl: Um, sure that's a weird question why? Guy: Cuz u about to see deez nuts!"

"What's the best thing about having sex with 29 year olds? There's 20 of them..."