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Joke of the Day

"Do me a faver? Look at any object near you k now imagen its a diferent thing how was youre experience? i imagened pencil is baseball"

"What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!"

"Study Abroad I participated in a study abroad program in college but I got kicked out for studying more than one."

"What are french journalists good at catching? Bullets."

"Did you here about the scientist who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now."

"What is a crocodile's favorite food? Post to /r/askscience asshole"

"*sees a shark in a homemade clam costume* That's a pretty dubious clam"

"What do you call a Mexican that lost his car? Carlos"

"Everyone tells me I'm average... That's just mean."

"how many sexual perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? only one. but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out."