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Joke of the Day

"""Bitches always be conforming to unhealthy standards set and perpetuated by the media."" - socially conscious rapper"

"Funniest Joke Ever... What do you call a crazy introvert?..............A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you."

"what do you call a mexican who lost his car? carlos"

"Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns? Because they always take things literally."

"I told a popcorn joke to a bunch of military men The Colonels burst!"

"Why was the one y.o. Ethiopian child crying? Because he was having his mid-life crisis."

"How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money."

"A guy walked up to my bar. He said, ""Can I have a stiff drink?"" ""Of course,"" I replied, cracking some Viagra pills into his whiskey."

"How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox? It couldn't contain itself."

"What's the deal with the phrase ""door ajar""? I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?"