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Joke of the Day
"How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox? It couldn't contain itself."
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"Called Comcast to see about dropping my service and long story short, If anyone wants to watch Showtime, call me on one of my 36 landlines."
"What is black, autist and takes about 9 months to grow. Non of your concern."
"A new survey shows that 90% of men masturbate in the shower, the other 10% sing. Know what they sing? Yeah, me neither."
"French Guns for sale! Never Fired, dropped only once."
"Little Drummer Boy: I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum. Mary: What about that rad drum? Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out"