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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dragon and a cheap hooker? One of them blows fire."

"The last time someone listened to a Bush, a bunch of people wandered in the desert for 40 years!"

"Why do people make shitposts? Because they are in a crappy mood."

"I believe in a woman's right to choose, except when it comes to picking what movie we should watch tonight."

"I think I have procrastination disease. I'll go to the doctor later."

"Have you heard of the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines everywhere."

"Civil war jokes? I General Lee don't find them funny."

"What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert? It's a Nicki Mirage."

"It's been so long, I can't even remember why rock, paper & scissors started fighting."

"Why /r/Hillaryclinton is a ghost town All their keyboards have water damage."