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Joke of the Day
"Civil war jokes? I General Lee don't find them funny."
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"Sorry I called you ""sexy"" and didn't really mean it, but I was hungry and you were a mirage of pizza."
"If you can think of a better fish pun Let minnow"
"Who's your dad's cousin's cousin's daughter to you? A potential Tinder date."
"29 and 30 had a fight. 31."
"The script for the upcoming Tetris movie is terrible Each actor just says four lines and then disappears."
"Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback"
"Hey people who design vacuums- Why the headlight? Are people vacuuming in the dark? or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen?"
"A missing 3YO was found inside a bowling alley claw game. After many failed attempts to get him out, police just settled on the turtle doll."
"Old joke for Halloween. Why do witches not wear panties? For better grip on the broom"