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Joke of the Day
"Why /r/Hillaryclinton is a ghost town All their keyboards have water damage."
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"Girl, are you expansionary monetary policy? Because my Aggregate Demand is growing."
"I met a guy with 5 penises... His pants fit him like a glove."
"What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch? I ate too many chickpeas, now I falafel."