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Joke of the Day

"The last time someone listened to a Bush, a bunch of people wandered in the desert for 40 years!"

"Happy Alentine's Ay For those who will not be getting the V nor D"

"Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism? I thought Libertarians believed in small government."

"A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today... ...while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts."

"You guys hear about the new Lebron James phone? It only vibrates, it doesn't have a ring."

"Otherwise I think this is a good joke, but the title says otherwise"

"How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish"

"What did the Mexican say to his dirty friend? Hey Messe"

"What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards? It keeps coming, and coming, and coming..."

"Why did the blind fly starve to death?? Because he couldn't see shit"