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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud!"
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"What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it."
"How do you foil a plan? (p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln"
"I woke up moody, fat and depressed and thought have I turned into a woman?? Then I realized I'm just a little hungover and need some coffee. Whew!!"
"Why do scuba divers jump off the boat backwards? Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat."
"What does the quantum duck say? Quark Quark"
"If I was in StarWars I would probably just be that guy that keeps turning his lightsaber on and off and on and off like a pen."
"What's black and blue and floats down the river? A jew telling ethnic jokes."
"How does Professor Charles Xavier Apologise? He says ""Cerebro"""
"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side."