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Joke of the Day
"When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !"
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"I don't mind going to work. It's that eight-hour wait to go home that bugs me."
"Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day? because they would all surrender."
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"Dear America: it's called English for a reason. They invented it. It's not ""English"" spelling. It's correct spelling... This is a subtweet."
"Send message without subject? Yes, Gmail. f$ck off."
"I'm going to start a foundation dedicated to helping people with obsessive behaviour. And call it Obsessive Disorders Control."
"An abacus doesn't need batteries you can always count on it"
"how do you know when a prescription is being written for bulimia? when the directions for use say take one pill twice a day"
"Whos the funniest disney princess? raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely.."