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Joke of the Day
"Don't act like you're serious about getting laid if your outfit is less than 70% leather."
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"As a younger man, I used to think women were only good for one thing... As I've gotten older I've realized......I'm better at doing that myself too."
"What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? Nice tits, bitch!"
"If I was super religious, I'd celebrate Easter by getting nailed."
"When I saw grown ups in public kissing I'd ask my mom, ""What are they doing?"" Now I wonder the same thing."
"What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker.. And a prostitute with diarrhea..? An epileptic oyster shucker, shucks between fits.."
"Why did the train engineer go on a rampage? He had a loco-motive."
"Amy's baking Co. Has just designed a gaming system It's called the Xbox one"
"Can't wait to say ""I haven't seen you since last year!"" to everyone I see next week. I'm a very popular person with thousands of friends."
"Which computer sings the best? A Dell"