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Joke of the Day
"If I was super religious, I'd celebrate Easter by getting nailed."
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"I'm not racist People just disappoint me."
"Your husband's super cute, is he single?"
"What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other? Aileen"
"What is the blackest of magics? Negromancy."
"In my pocket is a computer far more powerful than the one that took Apollo11 to the Moon. I use it to photograph food & fling birds at pigs."
"Whom hath released the hounds? Whom? Whom? Whom? Whom?"
"If two vegetations are fighting... Is it still considered beef?"
"I bet Michael J. Fox makes one hell of a martini."
"Happy New Year #2018 first."