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Joke of the Day
"What is a monster's favourite society? The Consumers' Association."
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"""I love you...conditionally."" -Cats"
"Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land"
"Bruce Jenner winning woman of the year just proves that men are better than women at everything, including being a woman"
"I love a girl with a trimmed bush.... Only because its makes it easier to see her through the window at night."
"Did you hear? Tony Romo tried committing suicide after yesterday's game... But the bullet was intercepted."
"Biologist screws up: Mutant killer virus Physicist screws up: Deadly black hole Geologist screws up: Rock on table is now rock on floor"
"What do you call it when Shatner takes a shit? Tek War"
"If Trump Becomes President the rates of people getting fired per day will increase exponentially."
"LPT...never trust a Genie who.... calls his penis his LAMP. I never got my wishes."