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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A1: They can't find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab."

"My ex posted a pic captioned, ""Just me"" and I commented, ""Yes just you and your 7 personalities"""

"Why did the brothel only employ ugly prostitutes? To increase *gross interest*!"

"You can never lose a homing pigeon... If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon."

"A nerd walks in a Norwegian forest and asks his tour guide... so tell me, where are those YouTube trolls?"

"My tattoos aren't braille, so do not sneak up to me & begin to feel them. Unless you're hot, then you get the secret taste option."

"Why is Reddit called Reddit? Because you've already read it!"

"Me: You're the only one who truly gets me. Chipotle guy: What? Me: I said chicken. Chicken burrito."

"What do you call an Irishman passed out on your deck? Paddy O'Furniture"

"""Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons? It's just air!"" Exactly ""What?"" It's inflation ""I hate you"""