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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A1: They can't find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab."
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"A blind person, and girl drop into a well Girl says: It's so dark in here, don't you agree? Blind guy: Sigh* Girl: Oh so you're deaf too."
"Sorry I threw firewood at you and yelled ""shoo"", but with the amount of eye liner you wear, you resemble the raccoons that raided my cooler."
"I DIDN'T SAFELY EJECT MY FLASH DRIVE AND NOW MY DOG IS DEAD"
"Gotta hand it to babies... ...because their short, stupid little arms can't reach anything"
"My wife and I were very happy for 20 years..... But then we met."
"Graphene can do everything... Except leave the lab. :)"
"I'd rather be hit in the face with a shit-filled sock than to ever attempt helping my parents install a DVD player over the phone again"
"How do weathermen get up a mountain? They climate"
"What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !"