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Joke of the Day

"I've been watching so much porn lately that... I spit on my hot-dog before I put it on my bun..."

"What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed? Han So-high."

"My mother in law called me today and said? ""Come quick. I think I'm dying"" I said, ""Call me back when you're sure""."

"You know what they say about men that have big feet? #They wear big shoes! *Come on guys, this is /r/cleanjokes! Get your minds out of the gutter!*"

"A family books a room in a hotel... ... The father goes and says to the receptionist and says I hope the pornography is disabled here and the receptionist goes its normal pornography you sick bastard."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 plowed 6 in the ass"

"How many Republicans does it take to screwin a light bub? Zero. They're so fucking dumb that none of them can screw a light bulb to begin with."

"If you come to my front door with a clip board I will just ask you if your clip board is an ipad until you leave."

"How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3/5"

"A teacher finds his students have drawn penises on the whiteboard, so he rubs them all off. He is now a registered sex offender."