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Joke of the Day

"I started a company... I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."

"This thanksgiving, Turkey is fighting back"

"Dallas Police is hiring As of Friday morning they have 5 positions to fill"

"""So glad to meet you"" said the Hindu politely ? ""Charmed I'm sure "" replied the snake !"

"""I'm not a violent person but people can change"", I whisper as someone takes a bite of my food."

"A friend of mine is really into A Tribe Called Quest... ... I'd buy him an album, but I left my wallet in El Segundo."

"What's the award for being the world's best dentist? A little plaque."

"My favorite way to respond to a knock-knock joke Person: ""Knock Knock"" Me: ""Come in"" Person: ""..."""

"Dryer settings: - not the least bit dry - shrunk to barely fit 12 yr old you"

"Monotony is my favorite bored game."