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Joke of the Day

"One time an electrician came home drunk at four o'clock in the morning. ""Wire you insulate?"" his wife scolded. ""Watts it to you?"" he snapped. ""I'm ohm, ain't I?"""

"Why were deer testicles the most popular product at the meat fair? Because they were under a buck."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support before they think we're nuts!"

"I am fluent in Italian and Spanish, but I'm much better at Italian I guess you could say that Italian is my forte"

"What did the cannibal comedian say as he battled through his steak dinner? Tough crowd."

"When someone tell me , ""long time no see"" i usually reply, ""I know, we're really not that good of friends"""

"In a landslide victory, landslides crush their opponents."

"""You know that's not even a word, right?"" I said, condescendingatively"

"Few things look as optimistic as a dog butt trotting off into the distance"

"My friend, upon hearing that Chris Pratt will be in the new Jurassic World film... Are you looking forward to Jurassic Parks and Recreation?"