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Joke of the Day

"A pirate walks into a bar The bar tender notices that he has a ships wheel sticking out of the front of his pants, he asks ""doesn't that bother you"". And the pirate says ""arrrr it's drivin me nuts"""

"What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken? No weigh..."

"Do you know why God made Adam and Eve white? Ever try taking a rib from a black guy?"

"Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence because if she doesn't have that, then she's mine."

"my wife tried to tell me that I'm in denial... So I told her to go back to school and learn geography because I'm standing nowhere near a river in Egypt"

"A programmer's wife asks him to pick up a loaf of bread and, if they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes home with a dozen loaves of bread."

"Toilet humor Why was the toilet scared? Because shit was about to go down!"

"I had a boyfriend once....right up until the moment my dad asked him ""so what do you do?"" and he replied your daughter. He's Dead."

"Reducing air pollution isn't an easy task, it's emission."

"How to win an argument with a woman: 1. Too late, you're already wrong."