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Joke of the Day

"On one hand, eating meat is bad for your body, bad for animals and bad for the earth. On the other hand, bacon."

"Red grape juice is fine obviously but white wine for Eucharist??? just stay home you are clearly not saved"

"My girlfriend is a pornstar... She's going to be pissed when she finds out."

"I was walking home and saw some drunk guy trying to steal someones gate... I was gonna say something, but I din't want him to take a fence."

"3 mods walk into a bar [deleted]"

"It is too hot in India now There's a cap for that."

"My therapist said that I second guess myself too much. [deleted]"

"Do you like dragons? Because I'ma be dragon my balls across your forehead."

"What do you call an Irish midget? Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk."

"I love Comcast. Jokes over."