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Joke of the Day

"I love Comcast. Jokes over."

"My spanish class in high school should have had a bit less ""Where is the bathroom"" and a bit more ""She was dead when we got here""."

"Whats the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew Harry made it out of the chamber"

"It's crazy to see how much worse celebrities looked ""before they were famous"" and then realize that's how you look."

"What do you call a mentally impaired French Man that cant say no? A Oui-Tard"

"Why are Asians not optimistic? Because they have a limited view of life."

"Only 9 more days til Xmas! Can't wait to see the look on my child's face when he wakes up and realizes daddy spent too much time on Twitter."

"Chemistry Joke! Why can't acids argue well? All their statements are baseless."

"I had to change my GPS's voice from female to male because the female GPS told me to pull over and ask for directions."

"*jerks off to a picture of a good personality*"