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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa? Santa Claws"
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"""That's what she said"" is a really versatile joke because you can put it anywhere That's what she said."
"Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop. I'll go ahead and show myself out now"
"Purell is 99.8% effective in reminding you about your paper cut."
"Just updated My Facebook status from ""Single"" to ""In a Trinity"". #wayoverdue"
"My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby."
"HE: Look My Sweety, a star is falling.... Make a wish quick!!! SHE: To Get Married with you my love <3 He: Ohh Sweetheart... I think that was just an airplane light :D"
"Any TV can be a TV dinner if you eat TVs"
"If you make a new sex position, do you get to name it? If so, I'll call it The Laptop. Internet required, partner is not."
"Walking around Houston airport taking iPads from unattended kids. I have 4 so far."